Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
