Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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