Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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