I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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