i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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