i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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