If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
