She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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