i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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