do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Mom said you looked used
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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