Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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