I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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