is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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