Having a random hookup so left but love u
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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