The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
MIDGETS
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I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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