i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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