She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i think my cat just said my name.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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