So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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