Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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