If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
it's like heaven, but drunker
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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