Pappa wants mamma naked
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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