Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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