How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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