she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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