Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
this hospital has no fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize