haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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