At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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