I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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