he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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