No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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