connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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