no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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