I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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