did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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