Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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