Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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