god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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