i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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