he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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