How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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