in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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