We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
