i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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