i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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