Porn is love you can see.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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