Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
smell my finger.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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