Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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