I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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