I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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