The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
In other news, I just burned my penis
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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