i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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