She announced her abortion via fbk
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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