I'm lost and stupid without you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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