But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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